Don't be jealous

I get to drive about four hours with my toddler today.

Alone.

And he woke up five times last night. He's teething up a storm, and gratefully swallowed Tylenol at 2am.

He does, however, insist on being nursed Every Time. This is why my breasts are still on museum status: look but don't touch.

I spent about $20 at various stores (Target, consignment, the dollar store) getting snacks and new toys to bribe him with.

Plus, I'm going to give him Benadryl.