or Why Talking is Overrated
I had a conversation with Patrick in the library today.
Me: Patrick, please stop touching the gates. They aren't for playing.
(repeat three time)
Me: Patrick, that was your last chance, now you get to stand by Mommy.
(I gently grab him and guide me towards me)
Patrick: Mommy! Don't grab me! That's my private part!
(I try to stop laughing. The librarians don't.)
Me: That's right Patrick, we don't touch private parts. But that's your shoulder.
2 comments:
Omigosh ... way funny! :)
That is a story that will be repeated thru the years. :)
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