Quote of the Day

Kevin and I are sitting in front of the computer. Patrick was asleep by 6:58pm. We were planning his birthday party.

So we are trolling the Margaritaville website, looking for food and drink ideas. Kevin finds one for a Bloody Maria, named since it uses tequila instead of vodka.

That sounds good, he says.

Wait, I reply, but you hate Bloody Marys.

Kevin pauses.

I've never actually had one.

What? If you've never had them, why did you say you didn't like them.

They had tomato juice in them.