If you notice my hickey, it's not what you think

My son has an interesting new habit.

He sucks on my neck.

For those of you who are aware of Kevin's interest in vampire lore, this tidbit might cause a giggle.

I mentioned this to a friend at work who responded, "If he were a kitten, I'd say he'd been weaned too early." Patrick is still nursing, so that's probably not it.

He also likes to thrust his hand down my shirt at the same time.

I'm hoping he outgrows this by high school. The boy might find it hard to get a date.