Me: The driver side window in my car fell off the tracks. We'll have to take it in to be repaired.
Nancy: Oh, that's pretty easy to fix. I saw your father do it lots of times.
Me: Kevin and I don't know much about car repair. I think we'll take it in.
Nancy: You could do it. You just take the panel off the door. I saw your dad do it.
Me: Dad build telescopes and garages for fun. I don't think it's that easy. Plus, we don't know what we're doing.
Nancy: I saw him do it. You just take the panel off. You could figure it out.
Me: You saw him do it? You just take the panel off? The man's been dead for almost three years, and you were divorced from him for almost twenty years anyways! You saw Dad do it in 1982. That doesn't count.
Nancy: This is good wine. Can I have another cookie?
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