It's the same year after year. We all want to eat better, lose weight, exercise more, organize our closets, save money, blah blah blah.
Who wants to work on that?
So inspired by HRH The Sweet Potato Queen Jill Conner Browne, I have a list of MY New Year Resolutions:
I, Jenny Lynn Myers, resolve in 2007 to:
Have a baby
Take lots of naps
Enjoy marital relations as much as I want (I mentioned this one to Kevin, he amended it to as much as HE wants)
Eat lots of different cheeses, especially after parakeet is born when I can eat blue cheese again
Start accumulating all the Jimmy Buffett CD's I currently don't own
Read lots of books talking about what people were wearing, what they were eating, and all the creative places they were enjoying "marital relations"
Give up jogging because as Richard Mull says, "the ice falls out of your glass"
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