Friday, April 28, 2006

Things that make me sad

When my dogs are smarter than my "customers."

When no less than three times does a "customer" share how one wishes they could relax when making love to the other.

When I write two pages of notes just in case a "customer" follows through on less-than-educated comments regarding their birth experience.

When you really can't give me a good story for why somebody, other than you, is raising your child. And you are having another one! With the same deadbeat! How one can get pregnant despite a restraining order....

But it's reassuring to see how my mom will always have good job security, for as long as she wants it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It sounds like you've been dealing with some low lifes lately. And I hope I am just playing with my grandkids by the time these "parents" (and I use the term loosely) have school age kids!!